Movies: ‘The Nut Job’ reviewed with other new, recent films

<p>The Nut Job</p>

The Nut Job



Not reviewed

Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material involving mistreatment, some drug content, violence and language — all concerning teens

Stars: Vanessa Hudgens, Rosario Dawson, Brendan Fraser

A teenager (Hudgens) on the run from her drug-addict mother (Dawson) tries to convince her successful father (Fraser) to take her in. Ron Krauss (“Amexica”) wrote and directed the drama.


Not reviewed

Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense fantasy action and violence throughout

Stars: Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy, Miranda Otto

Frankenstein’s monster (Eckhart), who has been on the run for centuries, finds himself in the middle of a war between two immortal clans. Screenwriter Stuart Beattie (“Pirates of the Caribbean,” “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra”) co-wrote and directed the action fantasy.




Rated PG for mild action and rude humor

Stars: Will Arnett, Katherine Heigl, Brendan Fraser

Animation master Tex Avery learned there’s not much of a market for obnoxious tree-dwelling rodents way back in the 1940s, when his hyper-manic, aggressively unlikable Screwy Squirrel was killed off after only five cartoons. That lesson’s been ignored, though, in “The Nut Job,” a competent but uninspired animated family comedy about a greedy, selfish, larcenous and mean-spirited squirrel named Surly (Arnett). Of course, the whole point is for Surly, who reluctantly cuts a bunch of cuddly park animals in on a big nut-shop heist he’s planned, to learn the value of friendship and teamwork and that sharing is caring, But by that time, you’re likely to be so fed up with his general disagreeableness, especially the way he abuses his little mute rat sidekick buddy, that you’re past caring. 


★ ½

Rated R for language and some bloody images

Stars: Zach Gilford, Allison Miller, Robert Belushi

College tuition, ‘tween-age snottiness, endless re-runs of “Barney & Friends”—there’s plenty of reason to be terrified of parenthood without dragging the devil into it. Nonetheless, evil baby movies (with or without Satan as the baby daddy) have been a horror staple since “Rosemary’s Baby.” So it’s only natural that someone would get around to doing a found-footage variation on the theme. Natural, understandable, but still a labor-intensive chore to sit through. Zach and Samantha (Gilford of TV’s Friday Night Lights” and Miller) are newlyweds who decide to record everything for the sake of their little bundle of joy. Amazingly dull diabolical craziness ensues.


★★★ ½

Rated R for some sexual content

Stars: Ralph Fiennes, Felicity Jones, Kristin Scott Thomas

Though told from the point of view of Charles Dickens’ longtime secret mistress, and concerned primarily with their passionate (yet socially impossible) love affair, the main attraction of “The Invisible Woman” is a rare portrait of Dickens the man, whose works are much better known than his personal life. Director Fiennes gives the biographical portrait a handsome, leisurely paced, sensitively-acted production in the Merchant Ivory/Masterpiece Theater tradition in addition to a convincing portrait of Dickens, the dedicated family man, swept up in an undeniable passion while trying to complete Great Expectations. Jones is similarly impressive as the much younger Nelly Ternan, model of Victorian propriety who angrily resists her amorous feelings until resistance proves futile.


★★ ½

Rated PG-13 for sequences of violence and intense action, and brief strong language

Stars: Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley

It’s interesting how easy it is to accept Russians as the bad guys again, as they are in this intermittently entertaining espionage thriller, after such a recent steady diet of evil terrorists and Mexican drug lords. Of course, it would seem strange if novelist Tom Clancy’s cold-war hero Jack Ryan were pitted against a nefarious threat that didn’t emanate from Moscow, but it still takes a bit of a conceptual back flip to make that happen. Pine does fine as the new Ryan in this origin story/reboot, trying to prevent a nasty-tempered Russian billionaire (Branagh, who also directed), from destroying the U.S. economy. The espionage stuff is over-elaborate and unconvincing, and the action is increasingly absurd and frenetic, but the real problem is Ryan’s drippy romance with his annoying fiancée (Knightley).


★★ ½

Rated PG-13 for sequences of violence, sexual content and brief strong language

Stars: Kevin Hart, Tika Sumpter, Ice Cube, John Leguizamo

To prove himself worthy to marry the sister of a tough cop (Cube), a fast-talking security guard (Hart) agrees to accompany him on a 24-hour patrol of Atlanta. Tim Story (“Think Like a Man”) directed the action comedy.



Rated PG-13 for sequences of intense combat action and violence, and for some sensuality

Stars: Kellan Lutz, Gaia Weiss, Scott Adkins

You have to give “The Legend of Hercules” credit for delivering pretty much exactly what you’d expect in terms of good, dumb, mythological fun. Though a little less dumb and a little more fun would have been better. Veteran action/adventure director Renny Harlin goes through the motions, serving up plenty of ancient Greek melodrama, bulging muscles and sword-and-sandal clichés — with a thick layer of fairly cheesy CGI effects troweled on for pseudo-excitement. And Kellan Lutz (Emmett Cullen in “The Twilight Saga”) is bland but beefy as Hercules, who has lots of complicated family issues to sort out before getting busy becoming legendary.


★★ ½

Rated R for strong bloody war violence and pervasive language

Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch, Ben Foster

As a celebration of courage while battling against impossible odds, “Lone Survivor” certainly gets the job done in a bare bones kind of way. It would have been a much greater tribute, though, if we learned more about the men it celebrates. Based on a memoir by Navy SEAL Marcus Lutrell, this is the story of a disastrous 2005 mission in Afghanistan during which Lutrell and the other three other SEALs (Wahlberg, Kitsch, Hirsch and Foster) were attacked behind enemy lines by Taliban fighters. Director Peter Berg (“Battleship”) knows action, and the half-hour firefight that’s the centerpiece of “Survivor” is an adrenaline-pumper. But a little less combat and a little more characterization might have had greater dramatic impact.


Not reviewed

Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material and brief strong language

Stars: Berenice Bejo, Ali Mosaffa, Tahar Rahim, Pauline Buriet

Subtle, complex and remarkably real — painfully real at times — Iranian writer/director Asghar Farhadi’s follow-up to his Oscar-winning “A Separation” shows just how emotionally disastrous a marriage gone wrong can be. There are many complications and more than one guilty secret in store when estranged Iranian husband Ahmad (Ali Mosaffa) returns to Paris at the request of his wife Marie (Berenice Bejo of “The Artist”) to finalize their divorce and Farhadi very, very slowly suggests why they parted. Ultimately, though, we’re expected to fill in the details on our own.


★★★ ½

Rated R for language including sexual references, and for drug material

Stars: Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper, Julia Roberts, Sam Shepard, Margo Martindale

There’s not much hope for any family reunion occasioned by a suicide, but the prospects are particularly bleak for the aggressively unhappy Weston clan — featuring three generations of Oklahoma women who can barely stand the sight of each other. It’s a real family-trauma horror show, but thing is how much scathing humor the get-together generates in this all-star adaptation of Chicago playwright Tracy Letts’ Pulitzer Prize- and Tony Award-winning play, without sacrificing an iota of dramatic oomph. Streep gives a predictably powerhouse performance as the cancer-stricken, pain pill-addicted, dragon-lady matriarch Vi, who turns abuse into an art form.



Rated R for pervasive language, some violence, graphic nudity and some drug use

Stars: Molly Ephraim, Andrew Jacobs, Crystal Santos

Apparently bored with tormenting middle-class white folks in suburban L.A., the “Paranormal” Satan-spawn have established a new base for their evil activities (and set their sites on a fresh new audience) in the predominantly Latino community of Oxnard. More a spin-off than a sequel (though fans will spot a few familiar frightful faces), “The Marked Ones” concerns recent high-school grad Jesse (Jacobs), who’s goofing off for the summer with his comic-relief buddy Hector (Diaz) and recording EVERYTHING on their new video camera — including his gradual demonic possession courtesy of the evil witch lady living (briefly) downstairs. Writer-director Christopher Landon, who also scripted “Paranormal” two through four, has given this semi-reboot more of a sexual charge than its predecessors, a handful of decent shocks and a surprisingly action-packed finale. No matter how creepy things get, though, there’s near zero suspense because the found-footage gimmick comes with a built-in emotionally distancing effect. Maybe it’s time to turn the freaking camera off already?



Rated R for language, sexual content and brief graphic nudity

Stars: Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Wiig

A remarkable thing about this extraordinary film from director Spike Jonze (“Being John Malkovich,” “Adaptation”) is how perfectly natural it begins to seem that a man (Phoenix) could fall deeply in love with the voice of his computer’s operating system (Johansson). And vice-versa. Jonze’s subtle, brilliantly detailed story (which ruminates about the nature of existence and the definition of true love while it explores our increasing obsession with virtual reality) drags a bit toward the end, but it’s never less than fascinating. You may never look at a movie romance in quite the same way ever again.



Rated PG-13 for sports action violence, sexual content and language

Stars: Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone, Kevin Hart, Kim Basinger, Alan Arkin

This high-concept contrivance that pits retirement-age Rocky against Raging Bull in the ring, is actually a lot of fun, thanks to the willingness of its two stars to take a few shots at themselves as well as each other. De Niro and Stallone are aging boxers The Kid and The Razor (a colossal jerk à la “Raging Bull” and a big sweet lug à la “Rocky”), who get another shot at a grudge match that failed to happen 30 years earlier. Arkin is a major plus (as usual) as The Razor’s even older trainer.


★★★ ½

Rated R for sequences of strong sexual content, graphic nudity, drug use and language, and some violence

Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Matthew McConaughey, Margot Robbie

Having celebrated art and artists in his previous movie, “Hugo,” Martin Scorsese turns his attention in “The Wolf of Wall Street” to the creative criminal, the hustling, con-artistry and hand-over-fist money-grabbing that makes Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street” pale in terms of pure, unadulterated greed. DiCaprio is impressive as stockbroker Jordan Belfort, who rocketed to spectacular wealth in the 1990s before going to prison for securities fraud and money laundering — and had a lot of despicable, uncomfortably infectious fun doing it.


★★★ ½

Rated R for pervasive language, some sexual content and brief violence

Stars: Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence

Everyone’s conning everyone else in “American Hustle” (with varying degrees of ruthlessness), yet no one’s really competent to handle the increasingly out-of-control high-stakes scam they’re involved in. Which is what makes director David O. Russell’s follow-up to “Silver Linings Playbook” simultaneously harrowing, hilarious and surprisingly heartfelt. Loosely based on the ABSCAM scandal of the 1970s, “Hustle” features Bale as a low-level New York con man forced, along with his former-stripper partner/paramour (Adams), to help a loose-cannon FBI agent (Cooper) entrap and bribe federal legislators.


Not reviewed

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, drug use, language and comic violence

Stars: Will Ferrell, Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Christina Applegate

San Diego’s top TV newsman (Ferrell) moves to New York in the ’80s join the first 24-hour news channel. Adam McKay (“Talledega Nights”) returns to direct the sequel to his 2004 hit.



Rated PG-13 for extended sequences of fantasy action violence, and frightening images

Stars: Martin Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ian McKellen, Cate Blanchett

Though it’s moderately bad news that the padding is more obvious in the second installment of director Peter Jackson’s nine-hour adaptation of Tolkien’s 300-page book, there’s good news as well. The best is that “Desolation of Smaug” is every bit as spectacular as the high points of part one — and even the peak moments of Jackson’s purely wonderful “Lord of the Rings.” Some might question whether it was necessary for Jackson and company to invent a tormented love triangle between a dwarf heartthrob (Aidan Turner), a female elf warrior (Evangeline Lilly) and the elf archer Legolas (Orlando Bloom, who’s been recruited from “LOTR”), but never mind. Things heat up nicely when the titular fire-breathing dragon finally gets into the act.


★★★ ½

Rated PG-13 for thematic elements including some unsettling images

Stars: Emma Thompson, Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, Paul Giamatti

Walt Disney (Hanks) attempts to convince the extremely reluctant author P.L. Travers (Thompson) to let him make a movie adaptation of “Mary Poppins.” John Lee Hancock (“The Blind Side”) directed the drama.

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